The hot babe in this commercial is my friend/horse trainer Jenni, who mentioned to me she had done the shoot but did not let me know it was SEX — she just innocently sent me the link today.
Hilarious.

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ok so i admit i haven’t seen a lot, but this is incredible. and totally off topic, too, so don’t waste your time looking for fucking machines or boobies or anything.
freeze in new york - grand central station
note that because it’s not sex-tech, it’s possible this is an ancient internet meme that’s already made the [...]

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i’ve been both restless and blocked, lately; i couldn’t settle and i couldn’t think. i drove down to ocean beach — i’m in san francisco this week — and i liked the promise of the brilliant horizon. my cell phone can’t capture the power of the experience but i thought it looked neat anyway:

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This is the third time I face this decision. The first time, my phone broke beyond repair, and I went to the store to get the replacement (free, as it was still under warranty). That’s when I found out that when I splurged on ringtones, I was buying a license to use that song snippet [...]

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