Yeah, yeah, whatever, there’s a sex machine in Dacia’s new short film, but LOOK AT THAT WALL OF BOOKS! *droooool*

Dacia’s Love Machine chronicles Audacia Ray’s efforts to sell a sex machine — namely, The Love Machine — on Craigslist. The 25-minute film costs $2.99 to download and is DRM-free.

What better way to celebrate the advent of sex machines in mainstream film than to check out Dacia’s documentary? It’s perfect timing, what with the success of Burn After Reading last weekend (which I got to see with the Monkey Rocker inventors, whom the Coens’ propmaster called upon for consultation and design work during the development of the sex machine in the movie. I was one seat away from fame-by-association! LOL).

Meanwhile, I have a new, not-yet-on-the-market sex machine in my office right now that I promised to test and review for its inventor, as soon as I either a) find my one vac-u-lock dildo or b) acquire a replacement vac-u-lock dildo. The details are still NDA but it’s so exciting to see what people come up with.

On that note, here’s a column about sex machines that debuted at the Adult Novelty Expo in July.)