I love the concept of a “kissing phone” you can use to send and receive kisses. It’s the kind of thing I expect would catch on faster than vibrator teledildonics, because it’s cute and silly and fun and you can use it in public. Most partners who live together aren’t going to reach for internet-enabled sex toys all that often … but shirts that hug and phones that kiss? Why not?
However, this looks too much like a child’s toy for me. And its nonstandard keypad layout would annoy me, as I dial numbers from muscle memory — the pattern of the number on the keys, not the numbers themselves. (Although the beauty mark is kind of cute.)
It’s not clear whether you can make phone calls on it, or just send kisses; I sent the inventor an email and will let you know when I know.
[via Gizmodo]
Update — Got the answer from the French inventor, who was kind enough to write in English for me 
Hi,
Yes of course,
Principal functions exist
Beauty spot have a secret function that you can search
Thank you
Georges Koussouros
Inventor Freelance
“MY JOB IS TO INVENT ON DEMAND”
Website: http://www.proinvention.com/
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1 Ryan // Nov 29, 2007 at 11:42 am
I think it looks grotesque — I think that a “kissable” phone could be a good idea if it were done right, but a big ugly piece of plastic with gigantic “lips” does not look kissable to me.
I imagine something more like a normal candy-bar phone, but with “lipstick marks” next on it somewhere and featuring a video chat feature that would let you see somebody’s face and kiss it.