We have a silly thread in the forum about whether Birkenstocks effectively dampen all sexiness of a situation, whether it’s you or your partner wearing them — it started when I discovered that a hot sexy scene in a movie cannot interest me when I’m wearing my Birkenstocks, but when I take them off, it can.
I should wear them to Pirates of the Caribbean next Friday and see if Captain Jack Sparrow can be the exception to the rule.
Anyway, for our research, I took two pictures, comparing feet in Birks and bare. I think they prove my point that even a cute pedicure can’t make Birks sexy.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Groby // Jul 1, 2006 at 6:56 pm
Thank you! Finally, somebody else who realizes the devastating power of Birkenstocks
Lovely pedi, btw!
2 Calichef // Jul 2, 2006 at 4:31 am
Your pedicure is lovely. Nonetheless, I find it heartbreaking that women must endure torturous footwear that eventually deforms their feet to be considered “stylish” or “sexy.”
My great-aunt was a legal secretary for some thirty years. She was short and felt that she had to wear very high heeled pumps to work every day. I remember watching her walk around at home barefoot. She had to either walk on her toes (that were all crammed together and swayed toward the outsides of her feet, away from the bunions,) or on her heels with her toes pointing toward the ceiling. Her heels and toes were incapabe of resting on the floor at the same time.
This same fate will befall many women today, especially those with the lust for “sexy” shoes at any cost. Personally, I don’t find bunions, corns and deformed toes sexy. But, ya know, I guess some people do. Somewhere.
3 Groby // Jul 2, 2006 at 7:35 pm
Strangely enough, there’s plenty of rooms between Birkenstocks and high heels…. And I assure you, *anything* looks more sexy than Birkenstocks. Any old pair of flipflops will do, for example. Or barefoot.
The only thing worse than Birkenstocks are Birkenstocks with socks
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