What will you do if you didn’t pack enough novels, playing cards, and board games in your earthquake-or-other-disaster survival kit? Love Honey has a suggestion…

Earth Angel Wind-Up Vibrator
Why? Because the new vibe from Irish company Caden Enterprises is the world’s first 100% green sex toy. It’s made from totally recycled material and it never needs replacement batteries because its power comes from a patented rechargeable cell.

To get the vibe to work, you have to wind it up using a handle in the base. It’s like cranking up one of those Freeplay Radios, only with much more pleasurable results…

Crank the handle in a clockwise direction for 4 minutes and you’ll earn yourself 30 minutes of vibrations. If that’s more than you need in a single orgasmic session, you can use the on/off button to store up the power for later.

Wind it for 8 minutes and you’ll get an hour of vibrations, which is a good job because your arm won’t be good for much else after you’ve been winding like a mentalist for that long.