11 responses so far ↓

• 1 Barbara Bayliss // Jul 16, 2008 at 6:34 pm

  Ohhhh did you love the Njoy Eleven??

• 2 oliver // Jul 16, 2008 at 7:30 pm

  Heh, that looks disconcertingly like a club. More seriously though I would imagine that much stainless steel would take some effort to get to a pleasant temperature (and what’s the weight like? sturdy is one thing, being a ship anchor is another ). But then maybe i’m wrong, i’ve only looked at the smaller nJoy products.

• 3 regina lynn // Jul 16, 2008 at 8:28 pm

  The steel warms up really fast! I actually have to chill it by putting it in the fridge first, if I want the delicious sensation of it warming up inside.

  We’ve used the Eleven as a Talking Stick (whoever holds the stick gets to talk, and you pass it around to make sure everyone gets a turn) and it’s heavy enough to take along while walking the dog in case I need to defend us against feral pit bulls.

  The weight feels wonderful and the size is not as intimidating as I thought it would be. Especially since I now know of half a dozen men who have used it as an ass toy and described the experience as “transcendent,” “meditative,” and “fucking awesome, dude.”

  I sometimes just hold the Eleven while visiting with friends or reading, with no sexual overtones at all, because its smooth curvy weight is so comforting to touch.

• 4 oliver // Jul 16, 2008 at 8:43 pm

  Really? I find the Pfun Plug takes a moment or two to warm up, and that’s tiny in comparison — but then i suppose steel heats up quickly in general.

  Alas the $300 price tag makes me cry on the inside :-/

• 5 Nobilis // Jul 16, 2008 at 9:13 pm

  A thousand years from now, archaeologists cluster around a new-found artifact.

  “It’s obviously a religious item, of ritual importance.”

  “No, no, it’s clearly a weapon. Concealable, yet quite lethal. Probably gear for an assassin.”

  “You moron, it’s simply a work of art.”

  “You men are all alike… no imagination whatsoever. Here… THIS is what it’s for… Mmm…”

• 6 regina lynn // Jul 16, 2008 at 9:54 pm

  Nobilis, you got me thinking — the Eleven is all those things at once.

  I suppose that’s your point. LOL

• 7 Nobilis // Jul 16, 2008 at 10:19 pm

  Yes, that, and making fun of how archaeologists come to some strange conclusions about what an object is for without really understanding much about it.

• 8 Christopher // Jul 17, 2008 at 5:17 am

  The look on your face is classic, Regina. “Gimme some time with this thing…NOW.”

• 9 chiraven // Jul 17, 2008 at 2:28 pm

  Your many fans will be delighted with any gratuitous pictures you care to share with us.

• 10 ell // Jul 19, 2008 at 8:23 am

  Hi R, the Eleven is the toy of the century! A thing of beauty and great pleasure – I like the shock of the cool steel but it soon warms up perfectly and the heft of it makes for some pretty nice bumping…

• 11 Gregoire // Jul 20, 2008 at 2:56 am

  I like that picture too Regina!

  Glad to see you’re out there making sure your reading are up to date on tech!