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new column, plus: adult goes 3D, dildos confiscated in Iraq

November 5th, 2007 · 4 Comments

A new Sex Drive column is up:

Court Does Right by Social Sex Sites
Just three business days after my last column explained the futility of subjecting adult social-networking websites to the same record-keeping requirements as porn productions, the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals issued a slip opinion agreeing with me.

No, I don’t feel smug, why do you ask?

Also, I wrote the cover story for this month’s AVNOnline, about what the adult industry needs to be thinking about as 3D virtual space becomes a reality.

AVN Online NSFW

AVN has the most annoying, obnoxious online format of any publication I’ve ever seen. Even if it loaded instantly, which it doesn’t, who thought we’d want to “read a magazine” online like we do iin print?

Anyway.

If you want to read the piece, follow the link above and then enter “70″ in the page number field in the toolbar at the top. On the other hand, if you’ve read Sex Drive for a while, I probably didn’t say anything you don’t already know. (But there’s a hot picture of Kevin Alderman in the sidebar, where you can see he looks exactly like his avatar Stroker Serptentine.)

You might be more interested in my colleague Tom Johansmeyer’s piece about the military police confiscating dildos in Iraq, which starts on page 80. About the article, he says “The army’s ban on porn is widely known. But, my story covers a unique angle. Two women had sex toys confiscated in the course of an improper search. They almost lost their jobs. But, military legal advisors explained to the Command Sergeant Major that dildos are not porn…. It is important that the taxpaying public understand where are money is going. We may not be able to find WMDs, but at least we’re keeping Iraq safe from orgasm.”

Tags: general · stuff i produced

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Nobilis // Nov 5, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    You know, given the number of things of the appropriate size and shape to take the place of a dildo that there are, why someone would take the risk.

    I mean, are there no candles?

  • 2 psyche.etoile // Nov 6, 2007 at 1:19 am

    Were none of these girls ever teenagers? I’m sitting here noticing what things around me could be potentially pervertables: bottle of hand lotion, split of champagne, a fat sharpie … are there no carrots? cucumbers?

  • 3 regina lynn // Nov 6, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    I thought they might have been gifts, from lovers or girlfriends, with sentimental value and some humor. Or who knows, they could have been Clone-a-Willy replicas of their partners’ actual penises…

  • 4 Nobilis // Nov 6, 2007 at 6:20 pm

    Now if it was a Magic Wand, I could understand it…