Let’s hope this doesn’t happen to me tomorrow on my way to Seattle:

Adult Toy At Center of Bomb Scare
An “adult toy” toy from China has been held responsible for a bomb scare that saw the closure of New Zealand post center on Thursday.

The package set off alarm bells when first discovered by an x-ray machine in China, where airport cargo staff placed the item in an overnight explosives safe.

Emergency services in Auckland, New Zealand, who were notified that the parcel was on its way, called for an evacuation of the building. Upon investigation it was revealed that the package was actually a sexual aid.